with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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