He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
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I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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