Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
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If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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