people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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