I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Tornado booty call.. dedication
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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