Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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