I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
