i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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