Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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