On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
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I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
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Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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