look no pants
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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