Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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