this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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