I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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