i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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