I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Randomize
