Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
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I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
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Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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