Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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