i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Is it because I queefed?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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