Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize