He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Randomize
