Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
What happened to fro yo and sex?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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