So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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