Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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