In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I need moral support for this bender
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
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Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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