it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
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No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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