Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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