And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
When did we convert life to cartoon?
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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