The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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