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• (956): View more from Texas

  im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this

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• (707): View more from California

  is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??

  (408): View more from California

  your beer goggles are on backwards.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.

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  we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh

  (784): View more from St. Vincent/Grenadines

  it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there

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• (716): View more from New York

  she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car

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