So drunk, too bad you don't want this
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
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bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
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im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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