sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
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