I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
the condom got lost in my hair
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
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Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
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Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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