I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
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New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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