after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
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Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
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currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
did i just pee glitter
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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