if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
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Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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