But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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