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• (206): View more from Washington

  Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  So you had sex with my brother?

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  It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.

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  Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank

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• (904): View more from Florida

  It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  I have a hunch Mama J got around.

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  Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?

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• (956): View more from Texas

  She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.

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  Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.

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  Deal.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.

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