Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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