Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
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He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
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He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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