Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
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I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
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You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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