HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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