where am i from again
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
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then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
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I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
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