wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
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i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
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what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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