i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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