Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
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He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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