Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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