Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
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SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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