Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Randomize
