just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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