I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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