3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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