On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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